Sandra Bullock talking about her crush on Keanu Reeves during filming of Speed. (x)
How I’m going through 2019:
WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???
No tiddies but hard drugs are A-OK
Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?
That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!
Not even a good price ….
How…do you know
But the website tho
there’s a chinese exchange student in my composition class and we were being presented something about how you can use brackets to signify translation and there was chinese text on the screen and the prof said to him “what does that say?” and he deadpanned “i can’t speak chinese” and everyone sat there in dumbfounded silence and then the presenter clicked to show that the text literally said “i can’t speak chinese” with the most shit-eating grin on his face
Chaotic Neutral
angryblackman